if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
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you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
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He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
I'm going to CVS to meet the Craigslist guy who is going to buy my underwear. If I don't text you within the next hour, plz assume that I have been abducted by a stranger with an underwear fetish.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
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