I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
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You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
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Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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