it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
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My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
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But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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