I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
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i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
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So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
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