why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
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