You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
our landlord thinks we're weird & alcoholics. he came in to fix our broken tub and saw the laundry door on our table for beer pong, the garbage bag full of empty fifths, and that one armed baby on the doorstep. plus he saw us swimming and yargging in our pirate pool that one time.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
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