You work out of a Hotel?
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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