College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
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