Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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