You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
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I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
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we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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