Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
Randomize
