stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
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