She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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