if i can run in heels then i can drive
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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