All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
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