When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
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