Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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