I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
So, apparently I made everyone omelets last night. Even when I'm drunk, I'm still a trophy wife.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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