scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
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