Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
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