I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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