We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
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