Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
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You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
We don't watch enough power rangers
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
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I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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