how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
this is a preemptive text before you call me freaking out: i have your keys and your car is parked safely a block down from your apartment.
you are a goddess
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
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