Dude someone changed all the contacts in my phone to I Like Eggs
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
i just sent this text using only my big toe
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
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