i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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