How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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