I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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