i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
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