just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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