What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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