That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
So. Much. Porn.
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