They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
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I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
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There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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