Her vagina should come with caution tape.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
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The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
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It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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