if i died would you start the facebook group?
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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