fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
the cop asked if i was drunk and i responded with "breathalize me, cap'n". incidentally, he was a captain and i blew a .13.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize