So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
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Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
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I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
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