At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
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Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
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I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
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