i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
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Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
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He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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