Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
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Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
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Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
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