Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
So squirting runs in the family.
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drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
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You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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