We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize
