I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
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