But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
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