You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
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There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
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Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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