You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
i believe in u and ur pee
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