I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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