You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
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she pinky promised me she was 18
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
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gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
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