The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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