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dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
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