12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
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there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
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The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
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