hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
it was like eating out sand paper
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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