yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
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they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
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For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
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