Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
So much Jack, so little girl.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
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