Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
Randomize
